The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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