She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I need water and some morals
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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