Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
operation harelip BJ is a go
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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