she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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