Duck Duck Cougar?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
