at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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