OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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