What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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