Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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