Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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