I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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