is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
why does every cop we meet know your name?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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