Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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