do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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