4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
how can u be prego again
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
