Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Randomize
