Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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