Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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