But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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