She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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