I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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