But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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