After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I deserve this hangover.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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