Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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