What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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