why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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