are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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