dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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