HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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