he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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