Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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