Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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