It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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