I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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