That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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