i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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