Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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