i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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