physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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