Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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