Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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