She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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