that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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