Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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