on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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