Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
