Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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