I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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