he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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