After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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