I need to stop coming to work sober
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize
