We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
