Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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